You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
When are your genitals available?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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