so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i just google imaged poop.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
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hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
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Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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