Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I smell like Dick and happiness
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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