if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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