do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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