Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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