hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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