"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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