the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
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