I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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