yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Randomize