I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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