problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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