he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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