If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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