He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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