i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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