if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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