the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Alive.
So much puke
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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