you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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