i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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