Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
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No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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