She is in my trunk
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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