bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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