batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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