I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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