Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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