my shit smells like andre
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
try to milk me bitch
Randomize
