do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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