# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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