I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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