Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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