The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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