Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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