Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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