Joe is yelling at the trees again.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I currently don't understand fingers.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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