'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize