Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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