I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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