You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
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Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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