Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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