Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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