Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
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