Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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