just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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