If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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