I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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