just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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