It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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