Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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