He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
There are leaves in my underwear?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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