Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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