My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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