you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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