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She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
