I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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