We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
this just has baby written all over it
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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