I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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