He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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