That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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