Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Randomize
