THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I don't think brook has ever known best
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
